Monday 9 August 2010
lisztomania!
By
counterfieter
at
19:36
All anybody does is make lists these days, not like when I were a lad and you were happy with a piece of coal for amusement, we feel the need to rate everything even in the purely subjective territory of music...so never wishing to be out of the loop I took a straw poll of one and created a few lists of my own...
Best use of a leotard in rock:
Winner: Kate Bush
Runners up:
2) Mick Jagger
3) Freddie Mercury
Best band hair of all time:
Winner: Steel Pulse
Runners up:
2) A Flock of Seagulls
3) Johnny Thunders
Worst album cover of all time
Winner: Mansun - Six
Runners up:
2) Coldplay - X&Y
3) U2 - No Line on the Horizon
Worst video of all time
Winner: David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street
Runners up:
2)The Pretenders - 2000 Miles
3)Anything by Tool
Worst performance at Live Aid
Winner: Bob Dylan
Runners up:
2) Duran Duran
3) Ultra Vox
Dumbest rockstar face
Winner: Paul McCartney
Runners up:
2) Chris Martin
3) Adolf Hitler
Worst voice of all time
Winner: Jemini
Runners up:
2) Alanis Morissette
3) Billy Corgan
Best music documentary
Winner: The Decline of Western Civilisation Part 2, The Metal Years
Runners up
2) The Devil and Daniel Johnston
3) Dig
Best front man
Winner: G.G. Allin
Joint runners up:
Daphne & Celeste
Best songwriter
Winner: G.G. Allin
Runners up:
2) Burt Bacharach
3) Diane Warren
Biggest penis in rock
Winner: Gene Simmons
Runners up:
2) Jim Kerr
3) Robert Plant
Sexiest punk girl on Youtube
Winner: Girl With A Giant Tongue
Runners up:
None as I stumbled on it while looking for Gene Simmons clip...
Best list sites when bored
Winner: Oddee
Runners up:
2) Best Gore
3) Mr Skin
Maningrey - If you get the music related pun of the picture at the start of the post email info@londonschoolofsound.co.uk for a mystery prize....
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