Monday 9 August 2010

lisztomania!




All anybody does is make lists these days, not like when I were a lad and you were happy with a piece of coal for amusement, we feel the need to rate everything even in the purely subjective territory of music...so never wishing to be out of the loop I took a straw poll of one and created a few lists of my own...







Best use of a leotard in rock:

Winner: Kate Bush






Runners up:

2) Mick Jagger
3) Freddie Mercury


Best band hair of all time:

Winner: Steel Pulse





Runners up:

2) A Flock of Seagulls
3) Johnny Thunders


Worst album cover of all time

Winner: Mansun - Six





Runners up:

2) Coldplay - X&Y
3) U2 - No Line on the Horizon


Worst video of all time

Winner: David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Stree
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Runners up:

2)The Pretenders - 2000 Miles
3)Anything by Tool


Worst performance at Live Aid

Winner: Bob Dylan




Runners up:

2) Duran Duran
3) Ultra Vox


Dumbest rockstar face

Winner: Paul McCartne
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Runners up:

2) Chris Martin
3) Adolf Hitler


Worst voice of all time

Winner: Jemini




Runners up:

2) Alanis Morissette
3) Billy Corgan


Best music documentary

Winner: The Decline of Western Civilisation Part 2, The Metal Years





Runners up
2) The Devil and Daniel Johnston
3) Dig


Best front man

Winner: G.G. Allin




Joint runners up:

Daphne & Celeste


Best songwriter

Winner: G.G. Allin




Runners up:

2) Burt Bacharach
3) Diane Warren


Biggest penis in rock

Winner: Gene Simmons




Runners up:

2) Jim Kerr
3) Robert Plant


Sexiest punk girl on Youtube

Winner: Girl With A Giant Tongue




Runners up:
None as I stumbled on it while looking for Gene Simmons clip...



Best list sites when bored

Winner: Oddee




Runners up:

2) Best Gore
3) Mr Skin


Maningrey - If you get the music related pun of the picture at the start of the post email info@londonschoolofsound.co.uk for a mystery prize....







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